Liam has a slight accent, Jesus has a slight mental breakdown, and Bulteau is slightly wrong.
Jesus and Bulteau discover that screenshots are a thing, while Liam gives everybody a headache.
Once a week, the Shufflin' Troll Bros.' WONDER*MART appears in the village. The proprietors of this shady shack on wheels are a pair of suspicious looking salesmen who don't look like anyone else around. Getting involved with them is probably a great way to be ripped off, but then again, if there are any clues about the outside world, perhaps you can find them at WONDER*MART...
Original from 2014, reworked.
Liam and Jesus respectively appease and abuse Bulteau, the ancient creature of the mountains of Sintra.
Liam wins the multitasking contest, Bulteau wins the counting race, Jesus gets nothing.
Sometimes, an elven girl appears in the village to play with the other children. She is never accompanied by an adult, and those around seem not to see her. Why, then, does a stranger like you?
The team commits articulation genocide.
Original from 2007, reworked.
The team falls down the definitions rabbit hole. No one survives.